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spork:

when there’s a group of your friends hanging out and youre like trying to join the conversation but dont know howimage

wannajoke:

The Best Voting Campaign

wannajoke:

The Best Voting Campaign

hi:

seeing your friends when you’re with a really cute person

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that’s right bitches.

Got a wallpaper for yous guys

Got a wallpaper for yous guys

Today in Spanish class someone didn’t know what a carousel was called. When someone asked her what she called it, she said “Horse Tornado.”


I’m calling carousels that now too.


COMING SOON [speakers blow out] TO OWN ON DVD [children scramble for the remote] AND VIDEO CASSETTE [atomic bomb explodes in living room]


the reason some of us are partially deaf.

COMING SOON [speakers blow out] TO OWN ON DVD [children scramble for the remote] AND VIDEO CASSETTE [atomic bomb explodes in living room]

the reason some of us are partially deaf.

fuckin’ turtles man

scott-pilgrimage:

whosromeo:

i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you

i think it’s a fucking miracle 

i would welcome it.

teatattoo:

SHOWERS ARE FUCKING INCREDIBLE. OH UR SKIN FEELS STICKY? SHOWER. HAIR A LITTLE GREASY? SHOWER. NEED TO ESCAPE YOUR FAMILY? SHOWER.

forgot to put masturbate in there.

first thing i drew in my new sketch pad.

first thing i drew in my new sketch pad.