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COMING SOON [speakers blow out] TO OWN ON DVD [children scramble for the remote] AND VIDEO CASSETTE [atomic bomb explodes in living room]


the reason some of us are partially deaf.

COMING SOON [speakers blow out] TO OWN ON DVD [children scramble for the remote] AND VIDEO CASSETTE [atomic bomb explodes in living room]

the reason some of us are partially deaf.

fuckin’ turtles man

scott-pilgrimage:

whosromeo:

i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you

i think it’s a fucking miracle 

i would welcome it.

teatattoo:

SHOWERS ARE FUCKING INCREDIBLE. OH UR SKIN FEELS STICKY? SHOWER. HAIR A LITTLE GREASY? SHOWER. NEED TO ESCAPE YOUR FAMILY? SHOWER.

forgot to put masturbate in there.

first thing i drew in my new sketch pad.

first thing i drew in my new sketch pad.

misbeliefs:

me starting to like someone image

thedrunkenmoogle:

Barkeep, get a drink for my new friend!by LoneFireWarrior

thedrunkenmoogle:

Barkeep, get a drink for my new friend!
by LoneFireWarrior

Just bought my muthafukin’ Warped Tour tickets yo! Waiting for the 3D goodness to come in the mail.