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meowpurrnom: Frozen Eeveelution drinks (Pokemon cocktail set)
Tumblr user meowpurrnom created and submitted these fantastic Eeveelution frozen cocktails! I hope you’ve saved up some evolutionary stones, because you’re going to want to catch ‘em all! The ingredients are listed blow, but she has detailed the approximate ingredients in this post.
Eevee: cake vodka, Kahlua, Bailey’s, chocolate eclair ice cream bar, chocolate syrup
Vaporeon: rum, Malibu, blue curacao, pineapple juice, Sprite
Jolteon: tequila, red bull, margarita mix, lemon juice, Sprite, salt on the rim
Flareon: fireball whiskey, peach schnapps, iced tea, lemonade, dash of strawberry syrup (for color)
Espeon: strawberry vodka, Hpnotiq Harmonie, Chambord, cranberry juice, Sprite
Umbreon: bourbon, coke, lemon juice, orange juice
Glaceon: rum, blue curacao, peppermint schnapps, lemonade, soda water, sugar on the rim
Leafeon: tequila, peach schnapps, lime juice, ginger ale, mint, honey and a drop of chocolate syrup for decoration
Sylveon: cake vodka, strawberry vodka, Bailey’s, strawberry shortcake ice cream bar, cream, strawberry syrup
Created and photographed by meowpurrnom.
Captain Kenway’s Private Stash (Assassin’s Creed IV: Black Flag cocktail)
1.5 oz Kraken Black Spiced Rum
.75 oz Creme de Cassis
1 dash Goldschlager
Fill with 7-Up
Directions: Pour the kraken and Creme de cassis into a shaker with ice and shake vigorously. Strain over ice into a mug. Splash Goldschlager on top, then fill with 7-up. Enjoy whilst sailing the 7 seas.
A note from the creator:
Grog was the traditional drink of pirates. On many ships there were hundreds of pirates and not enough rum. So to make the rations last the mixed it. It was a mixture of rum, water and spices and herbs made to balance out the watered down taste. Occasionally the captains of the ships would keep for themselves a less watered down version of the grog. This is our modern day take on grog. We used Kraken dark rum as a base added Creme de Cassis, and Goldschlager to replicate the spices and herbs. and filled it with 7-Up to give it a crisp taste and a little bit of sweetness. This drink is nice, balanced and exactly what you’d expect from a rum filled glass for pirates. So enjoy, my friends, and get into the pirate state of mind just in time for the launch of Assassin’s Creed IV: Black Flag!
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Drink created and photographed by EXPBarOnline.