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my favorite

my favorite

when you want to be accurate while stabbing

when you want to be accurate while stabbing

and that kids, is where kiwis come from

and that kids, is where kiwis come from

spork:

when there’s a group of your friends hanging out and youre like trying to join the conversation but dont know howimage

wannajoke:

The Best Voting Campaign

wannajoke:

The Best Voting Campaign

hi:

seeing your friends when you’re with a really cute person

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that’s right bitches.

Got a wallpaper for yous guys

Got a wallpaper for yous guys

Today in Spanish class someone didn’t know what a carousel was called. When someone asked her what she called it, she said “Horse Tornado.”


I’m calling carousels that now too.


COMING SOON [speakers blow out] TO OWN ON DVD [children scramble for the remote] AND VIDEO CASSETTE [atomic bomb explodes in living room]


the reason some of us are partially deaf.

COMING SOON [speakers blow out] TO OWN ON DVD [children scramble for the remote] AND VIDEO CASSETTE [atomic bomb explodes in living room]

the reason some of us are partially deaf.

fuckin’ turtles man

scott-pilgrimage:

whosromeo:

i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you

i think it’s a fucking miracle 

i would welcome it.