when you want to be accurate while stabbing
when there’s a group of your friends hanging out and youre like trying to join the conversation but dont know how
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seeing your friends when you’re with a really cute person
that’s right bitches.
Today in Spanish class someone didn’t know what a carousel was called. When someone asked her what she called it, she said “Horse Tornado.”
I’m calling carousels that now too.
COMING SOON [speakers blow out] TO OWN ON DVD [children scramble for the remote] AND VIDEO CASSETTE [atomic bomb explodes in living room]
the reason some of us are partially deaf.
i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you
i think it’s a fucking miracle
i would welcome it.